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Cowboy Boots

In Decorations and Ornaments on April 21, 2012 by John Layfield

Of course, even though these are shaped like boots, they’re not actually boots. It must be that American sense of humour.

Outside of some hypothetical chain email about standing on/for something, I don’t think there’s any time standing on the flag goes over too well. Well, unless you’re a traitorous hippy or jealous foreigner (redundant phrase, I know, sorry). But I guess putting your feet in/on something that’s only bearing the flag is okay?

I guess that’s why I haven’t found actual boots with the American flag on them. That and if they did make them, you’d be legally required to saunter at all times because, as we all know, these colours don’t run.

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