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Marilyn Monroe Knife

In Exercise and Sports, wut on April 11, 2012 by John Layfield

This is something of a record as no part of the phrase “American flag adorned Marilyn Monroe themed knife” is necessary or even welcome in a sane universe with any regard for physical laws of reality. And judging from Wacko Jacko and his eyes that seem to follow me everywhere on the right, maybe I should just make Unnecessary Celebrity Placements and be done with it.

It’s like… do you know those horrible chintzy “collector’s plates” with pictures of celebrities and/or Jesus on them that only the sad, alone or spinsterish really like? It’s like that except they’re knives, which adds a whole new layer of classlessness to the whole charade.

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