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America/Constitution/God Plaque

In Decorations and Ornaments on March 28, 2012 by John Layfield

Oh, that God, huh? Always shedding his grace everywhere. That stuff really shows up on dark clothes, you know? And one of my friends is allergic to grace which means I have to lock God in the basement when my friends come over. Frankly, I’m thinking of leaving God with my mother, she could use something to occupy her time.

I do like the idea of America being a giant basket for catching whatever scabs God scratches off himself, though.

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