Gordmans Gift Card

In wut on March 22, 2012 by John Layfield

America all the things!

It’s like Day of the Triffids. Except, y’know, with flags instead of sentient plant monsters. I know you can gift cards in all sorts of designs. You can get a fish on it if the person receiving it is likely to use it on fishing gear, a console if they’re a gamer, a dildo if they’re me and so on and so forth. But who do you give this to? Whose primary hobby or spending is just “America”?

Aw crap, it’s me, isn’t it?


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