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Mickey Mouse 100% Mouse Cup

In Food and Drink on March 14, 2012 by John Layfield

Ok, so Disney is American as balls and Mickey Mouse is as Disney as balls so by this six degrees of Walt Disney thing we got going Mouse = American so when this cup proclaims itself to be 100% mouse it’s supposed to be some sort of American pride thing and not an indicator that this cup was not created from the crushed bones of dead rodents. Right?

Of course, the mug IS made in China (like almost everything featured on this blog, by the way) so maybe those dastardly red Chinese are just mocking you by comparing your sluggish economy to that of a rat. You can’t put anything past those Chinese, man. Everyone knows their efforts towards economic prosperity is just so they be douches to America.

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