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Smooth Trip Travel Gear Luggage Tags

In Cars and Travel on March 10, 2012 by John Layfield

Ok. You like America (of course you do) but you also know that much like a star athlete can harbour many STDs, this great country harbours haters, malcontents, liberals who need to learn to love it or abscond to some other location. And if you’re planning to slum it and degrade yourself by going to, say, Europe then you need to let them know you are PROUD to be a member of the most persecuted minority group in history; white Protestant Americans.

Alternatively this could be like that episode of the Simpsons with the Stonecutters where wielding this luggage tag gets you swift clearance through airports while all those gosh darned brown people can get molested far away from you.

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