Gillette Fusion ProGlide

In Clothes and Cosmetics on February 29, 2012 by John Layfield

What does “Saluting America’s finest with Gillette’s most advanced shave” even mean? It’s like the worst Mad Libs game ever. Does this work? Does this increase revenue?

Only in America. “Honouring Britain’s greatest with Tetley’s strongest tasting tea”/”Celebrating Japan’s best with Kirin’s most brewed beer”/””Commemorating Germany’s elite with Merkur’s most futuristic razor” See? It doesn’t work with anyone else.


One Response to “Gillette Fusion ProGlide”

  1. Also, don’t forget: this is PATENTED TECHNOLOGY.

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