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24 Pre-Sharpened Pencils

In Crafts on February 9, 2012 by John Layfield

What is it with America and pencils? Is the domestic pencil industry under threat of imminent collapse from pencils being shipped from abroad, made from inferior foreign trees (a redundant phrase, I know but some foreigners don’t realise how awesome Real American Cedar actually is)?

Also, pre-sharpened? Lazy crap like this is why there’s an obesity problem!

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2 Responses to “24 Pre-Sharpened Pencils”

  1. the pencils in the other post look a lot more adequately pre-sharpened than these. and they didn’t even feel the need to brag about it.

  2. […] course, I must assume that the tree depicted on this is a Real American Cedar, due to it being the most patriotic of all […]

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