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Flag Balloon

In Holiday Patriotism on January 22, 2012 by John Layfield

Couldn’t you just use one of those, oh what do you call them… they’re made of cloth and you attach them to sticks… FLAGS. Get a real flag, you cheap git.

Remember, when the helium runs out, that balloon will fall to the ground and I’m sure that’s a flag code no-no. America can never touch itself. Masturbation is a sin, don’tcha know?

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