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Nutcracker

In Decorations and Ornaments, Holiday Patriotism on December 25, 2011 by John Layfield

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I don’t know why but nutcrackers terrify me. And not in that masculine instinctive “things designed to crush gonad shaped objects are bad” way. He’s not smiling, he’s not happy. He’s just standing there, teeth bared. It reminds me of this.

Happy holidays, everyone!

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