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Plastic Snowmen

In Decorations and Ornaments, Holiday Patriotism on December 1, 2011 by John Layfield

The holiday season is upon us! And even snowmen have enough common sense to know they’re made from the greatest frozen water lucky enough to fall softly on the greatest suburbs on the planet.

Feel proud as Fat Snowman Cop, Fat Snowman Sailor and Fat Snowman Some Guy salute while dangling head first from your (hopefully) red, white and blue Christmas tree. Although with all that heavy clothing, surely they’re going to melt and die horribly?

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