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Sweet Sue Chicken & Dumplings

In Food and Drink on November 17, 2011 by John Layfield

According to my painstaking historical research, the United States flag never had 18 stars. Who the hell made this flag? Estonians? I knew you couldn’t trust them! It’s like the old saying goes, “Estonian knowledge of 19th century American national flag history is sub-par at best.” I guess some stereotypes are true.

According to my painstaking gastronomical research, Sweet Sue is a slut and her chicken and dumplings suck.

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