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Premium No.2 Pencils

In Crafts on November 13, 2011 by John Layfield

America, the pencil capital of the world. These pencils come from the WRITE DUDES. Who are the Wright Brothers, re-imagined for that hip ’90’s audience. X-TREME, DUDES! TOTALLY RADICAL! SCHWING!

I appreciate the abstinence-only morals preached by these latex free pencils. Also, don’t trust those guys pretending to use American cedar. Make sure that stuff is REAL.

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2 Responses to “Premium No.2 Pencils”

  1. […] is it with America and pencils? Is the domestic pencil industry under threat of imminent collapse from pencils being shipped from […]

  2. […] Of course, I must assume that the tree depicted on this is a Real American Cedar, due to it being the most patriotic of all trees. […]

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