Not that professional wrestling should ever be expected to indulge in subtlety, of course.
“Fit To Your Waistline!”? Oh oh, I smell another unwarranted fat joke coming on. 😥
WWE United States Championship
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Unnecessary American Flags 
“Become the champion!” Y’know, the United States champion, thus joining the ranks of such WWE luminaries as, uh, Chris “who betta than” Kanyon and Ornando Jones.
Is thing even still defended any more?
“Orlando Jordan”. Never forget.
Heh, I remembered Kanyon’s catchphrase but not Orlando Jordan’s name.