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Coaster in Wood Holder

In Food and Drink on November 1, 2011 by John Layfield

That ring of coffee you leave on it? Tastes like freedom to me.

As the real American flag is a rectangle, this square representation is very upsetting. All sides being equal? That’s some commie crap right there.

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3 Responses to “Coaster in Wood Holder”

  1. Part of me wants to destroy those coasters, not due to the jingoism or to “stick it to the man”, but because the flag pattern is so far out of its usual proportions that it just looks… wrong.

    Is there a rule that a coaster has to be a perfect square? Couldn’t they have kept the flag’s normal shape and just made the blue background larger and fuuuuuck just smash it!

  2. […] At least now you have something worth putting on that coaster. […]

  3. […] in your American mug, keep your hand warm by wrapping this around it, then set it down on your American coaster. Manifest Destiny:TwitterFacebookRedditLike this:LikeBe the first to like this […]

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