Look, there’s America and then there’s MURICA!, and this, my friends, is MURICA!
American flag lantern. Fine. American flag box for American flag lantern? Sure. American flag font on American flag box for American flag lantern? MURICA!
What a way to close out the year. Happy new Gregorian calendar year, kiddies!
What could be more beautiful that looking into the sky and seeing this floating by? Astronomy needs some razzle dazzle, quite frankly. Did you know that many of those stars we see hovering over our airspace aren’t citizens? What gives them the right. huh?!
This balloon is also great for the totally real science of astrology. AMERICA in the fifth house means you best dress warm. And be prepared to head butt a lot of Arabs.
This album can only hold American coinage. I tried to put 10 euro inside and it exchanged it for the 14 dollars it’s worth and sent it off to service the national debt.
True story.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I don’t know why but nutcrackers terrify me. And not in that masculine instinctive “things designed to crush gonad shaped objects are bad” way. He’s not smiling, he’s not happy. He’s just standing there, teeth bared. It reminds me of this.
Happy holidays, everyone!
I know there’s nothing in this picture to add scale but these giant baubles are HUGE! They are not going to fit on your tree. And if you manage to put more than three on your tree somehow, the damn thing is going to topple right over.
Seeing as I’m often counting the stars on these things, let me tell you there are 13 stars on each of these. One for each of the original, REAL states. Screw you, Wyoming.
Christmas Day, the one true Winter holiday celebration no matter what those loser liberals say, is nearly here. So for the next few days… well, you see where this is going.
Patriotic tree ornaments are a must. I couldn’t find any American themed Hanukkah stuff. But I did find a lot of Israel-themed items. I don’t know why.
America: Land of greasy food, baseball and capitalism. Sounds about right.
Also, Hello Kitty, you are an English cat created by Japanese people. You will never be a true American. If you were really American, you’d be called Howdy Kitty. We’re watching you, socialist.
What is it with patriotism and peppermint? Is it the alliteration?
Fat free? Wow, good job no fat managed to fall in there while they were pumped full of sugar. Way to go, guys.
At least now you have something worth putting on that coaster.
96 cents?! Surely the only price worthy of this cup is $17.76?
Any suit would surely be improved by wearing this wonderful wool vest rather than some boring grey piece of crap.
I’m not going to count the stars but surely the number is Too Many. Thus raising the possibility that this vest comes from the future.
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Unnecessary American Flags 